asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

(via frigginpaigetherage)

amenlies:


Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand. 

I’d do too if I looked like that

amenlies:

Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand. 

I’d do too if I looked like that

(via dscouraged)

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(via bastille)

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

(via officialwhitegirls)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

(via get-thatcorn-outof-myface)

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

(via frigginpaigetherage)

whitekidniall:

GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D

(via get-thatcorn-outof-myface)

yoooooharry:

home is where the computer installed with xkit is

(via lubricates)

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

(via fluerly)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via dscouraged)

texanpadalecki:

"I need to go get the ice out of my crotch" x

(via get-thatcorn-outof-myface)

kristel234:

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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(via rory-thee-romann)

(via fstw)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(via stabs)

THEME BY CYBERSITY